School Starts......

Here THIS Thursday!!  Can you believe it?  Allison is going to a new school 8 miles from here and she is very excited.  When does school start where you are? 

To get some humor going, here are some funnies.......


These cute conversations should make you giggle a little. Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!


TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'    
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.   Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the axe in his hand.  
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

 

  school started TODAY here......... 

Monday!!
The boys are so excited.
Gerry will be in 10th and Jacob will be in 6th.

My daughter will be at the High School/ school starts here too on Thursday!!  Summer's are just not long enough for these kiddos.. they need a little more time I think.. Or shall I say (WE PARENTS) need more time!!.. But I dont know.. some parents are ready for their kids to go back.... Not ME! More work on me,,

Thursday Jeremy will be in the 10 th andJacob will be in the 6th  cant wait to start doing the friday night foot ball thing watching my baby in the band  boy that is fun

friday and i am miserable about it i hate the routine of it.    I would love to be able to homeschool them but i can't.   The jokes were needed and appreciated.

Katlyn will start 4th grade but she has another week. She don't start bac****il Wednesday August 13. I still went and caught all those tax free specials tho.. SO NO MORE BACK TO SCHOOL SHOPPING!!!

Brooks starts back to school on Monday.  He will be in the 6th grade and is at Lowndes Academy.  But Montgomery Public Schools start back on Monday too.  He will be playing football this year and he is so excited.

The boys start Monday, Terrell will be in 11th and Anthony will be in 9th!

I can't believe the summer is over...well, for summer vacation that is. My boys start school Wednesday. My oldest, Andrew will be in 11th grade and my baby(he really dislikes when I call him "baby"), Joshua will be in the 8th grade.

OK, I start back to school on August 20. If all goes as planned I will graduate December 12, and start graduate school (masters') in January. Of course I have to take the GRE AND the Advanced Standing Exam for the Social Work Department before I can enter the masters' program.

Please keep me in your prayers!

Beth