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RETARDED GRANDPARENTS
> (this was actually reported by a teacher)
> After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their
> holiday away from school.
> One child wrote the following:
> We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to
> live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida
> . Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass.
> They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't
> know who they are anymore.
> They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed
> because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they don't do them
> very well.
> There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats
> on.
> At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He
> watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go
> cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And,
they eat
> the same thing every night --- early birds. Some of the people can't get out
> past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to
> the wrecked center for pot luck.
> My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and
> says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my
> retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people
out,
> so they can visit their grandchildren.
>
> (this was actually reported by a teacher)
> After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their
> holiday away from school.
> One child wrote the following:
> We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to
> live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida
> . Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass.
> They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't
> know who they are anymore.
> They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed
> because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they don't do them
> very well.
> There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats
> on.
> At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He
> watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go
> cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And,
they eat
> the same thing every night --- early birds. Some of the people can't get out
> past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to
> the wrecked center for pot luck.
> My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and
> says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my
> retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people
out,
> so they can visit their grandchildren.
>
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