Jack Daniels

A very upset wife was complaining about her husband spending all his time at the pub, so one night he took her along.
"What'll ya have?" he asked.
"Oh, I don't know.     The same as you I suppose," she replied.
So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniels and threw his down in one go.     His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.
"Yuck, it's nasty poison!" she spluttered.     "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," cried the husband.     "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"

Back in my younger days I use to bartend in a small town in Indiana and stupid me tried a bit of this and a bit of that, never really liking any of it.  But bopy oh boy did I learn my lesson when I tried "the death juice" as I call it.....jagermiister(not spelled correctly, it a germen brew).  It taste like cough syrup or that black candy...liqourish (sp).  YUCK!  Bet I didnt try anything else after that one!