New boots

Vickie G.
on 7/22/08 10:51 pm - AL

An elderly couple, Margaret and Earl, moved to Texas .. Earl always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looked him over. "Nope." Frustrated, Earl stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?" Margaret looked up and exclaimed, "Earl, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!!" Furious, Earl yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'" "Nope", she replied. "IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'" Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Earl. Shoulda bought a hat."

Nothing tastes as good as being thinner feels.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

"Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal."

S. M.
on 7/22/08 10:57 pm - In The Country, AL

OMgosh I almost wet my pants laughing so hard!!!!!! You are so funny girl! Do you search for these are are thses some jokes you have stored in that litle head of yours? They are too funny!

~ Susan