Menopause Jewelry

Miss Mary
on 7/22/08 8:56 pm - Huntsville, AL

Menopause Jewelry
>
> A husband, being unhappy with his wifes mood swings,
> bought her a mood ring the other day so he would be
> able to monitor her moods.
>
> He's discovered that when she's in a good mood, it
> turns green. When she's in a bad mood, it leaves a
> big red mark on his forehead.
>
> Maybe next time he'll buy her a diamond. Dummy.

Vickie G.
on 7/22/08 9:02 pm - AL

REALIZE Band on 03/30/09

Nothing tastes as good as being thinner feels.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

"Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal."