THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

Vickie G.
on 6/26/08 9:55 pm - AL

After their 11th child, an  Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that  he and his cousin didn’t want to have any more children.

The  doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. “A less costly alternative,” said the doctor, “is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.”

The Alabama man said to the doctor, “I may not  be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.” 

“Trust me,” said the doctorSo the man went  home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his  ear and began to count!

“1″

“2″ 

“3″

“4″ 

“5″

 

At which point he paused, placed  the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand. 

This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana,  Arkansas, Mississippi, Missouri, West Virginia.

 


Nothing tastes as good as being thinner feels.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.


"Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal." 






      

                                                                                                          

                                                              

 

                                                               
               
                                           
                                                  

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               









                                                 





















  























(deactivated member)
on 6/27/08 2:42 am - Slapout, AL
dang girl, you gonna give some of these folks an idea.
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