The Bull
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family
ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial
trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch,
they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there,
if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and
haul it home.'
The brun ette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and
decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for
$599, no less After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send
her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph
office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her
that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the traile r to
our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her,
then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.' Well, after paying for the
bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister
one word.
After a few minu t es of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you
to send her the word 'comfortable.'
The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that
you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here
to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word
'comfortable?'
The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big.
She'll read it very slowly.... 'com-for-da-bul'
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