Fri Haha!!
Kentucky Blonde
>
> Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps
> table. A very attractive blonde woman from Kentucky arrived and
> bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
>
> She said, 'I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much
> luckier when I'm completely nude.'
>
> With that, she stripped, rolled the dice, and
> yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
>
> As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down
> and squealed... 'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'
>
> She hugged each of the dealers, then picked up her
> winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
>
> Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
> The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you
> were watching.'
>
> Moral:
>
> Not all Kentuckians are stupid.
> Not all blondes are dumb.
> But all men are men.
>
> Life is too short for drama and petty things, so kiss, laugh, love
> truly and forgive quickly.
> Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the
> rest to God.
> Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the
> rain.
> Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the
> number of moments that take our breath away!!
Thanks for missing me and for the concerns of my DH.He is doing fine,trying to get used to doing without food,rufffffff lol..Have a great day,let me suggest try sitting outside the weather is wonderful and the birds will sing to you,the breeze will feel so good,and Gods love just over whelms you..Love and Hugs to you all..Juju
,Thatis funny! So good to "see" you, How is your DH doing?
Jan 
Hey there sweet lady. It sure is good to see you back and posting. Golly gee, you sure were missed around here. There wasn't a day that went by that someone wasn't looking for YOU!!!! You were TRULY MISSED! How is that sweet hubby of yours? We have all been praying for him. Please update us soon.
Love and hugs,
Loretta
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