One Evening

Vickie G.
on 6/15/08 11:07 am - AL

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the ______ is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She replied ...'It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow."

 


Nothing tastes as good as being thinner feels.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.


"Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal." 






      

                                                                                                          

                                                              

 

                                                               
               
                                           
                                                  

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               









                                                 





















  























Michele Luv
on 6/15/08 11:12 am - Birmingham, AL
I Love It...too funny Vickie..thanks for sharing. Have a Wonderful BLESSED day!! Love Ya, MicheleLuv

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Vickie G.
on 6/15/08 11:41 am - AL
 Oroo 


Nothing tastes as good as being thinner feels.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.


"Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal." 






      

                                                                                                          

                                                              

 

                                                               
               
                                           
                                                  

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               









                                                 





















  























Elle Felts
on 6/15/08 11:13 am - TUSCALOOSA, AL
Love it....that's FUNNY!
                     
                                
Vickie G.
on 6/15/08 11:42 am - AL
 Oscar Red Carpet 1 


Nothing tastes as good as being thinner feels.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.


"Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal." 






      

                                                                                                          

                                                              

 

                                                               
               
                                           
                                                  

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               









                                                 





















  























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