A Bra That FITS
I had rather smell a dead skunk than to shop for bras and shoes. Earlier in the week I went to the church clothing room. I ALWAYS find nice clothes at below bargain prices. I feel GUILTY paying so little for such good clothes. Anywhoooo, Tuesday I found a brand new underwire bra in my size for a whopping 50¢. When I got home and gave it a try-on I was amazed. It fit perfectly. The girls lifted to a height they have never seen before. The wire did not cut or bind and most of all, the sides were WIDE and held all that extra baggage in place without spilling over and under. 
I decided tonight to look at the inside tag to see what brand it was so I could look for another. It said Expectant Moments #4173 by Platex. HUH, Do WHAT 
Low and behold if this soon to be 50 year old Grandma hasn't fallen in love with a MATERNITY nursing bra 
Oh well, if the bra fits then WEAR IT. Nobody will see it but me 
I decided tonight to look at the inside tag to see what brand it was so I could look for another. It said Expectant Moments #4173 by Platex. HUH, Do WHAT Low and behold if this soon to be 50 year old Grandma hasn't fallen in love with a MATERNITY nursing bra Oh well, if the bra fits then WEAR IT. Nobody will see it but me 
A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's and said to the saleslady "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B." With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?!" He repeated, "A Baptist Bra - she said to tell you that she wanted a Baptist Bra, and that you would know what she wanted." "Ah, now I remember" said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked, "So, what are the differences?" The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple: "The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused on that information for a minute, and asked, "So, what is the Baptist type for?"
They," she replied,"make mountains out of molehills."
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