Old Country Delivery

An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the new born baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath. "Hit him again," the child said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!!"         

  I dont care what you say now thats funny right thar!!

  Sho nuff is now ain't it?  I don't care who you are!  That right thar is funny!

Shes a woman after my heart right thar. I took a trip to Ky for a reunion with my dads family hadn't seen some in 10 yrs I took my kids with me and my fav aunt as a child asked me is them  urine I cried I sad no their my kids   

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HAHAHAHAH  That one is too cute!  Have a great day my friend!