The Monk

Vickie G.
on 5/23/08 1:19 am - AL
There was this guy who fell from an airplane and landed in a strange place. He was badly hurt and a couple of monks came and rescued him. And the Monks told the man to be careful because they were not going to save him again. The guy said okay then spent the night at the Monk's place. Later that night he heard an annoying loud banging and scratching sound that almost sounding like moaning. It was really loud. The next day he went back to the Monk's place and asked if they knew what the sound was. The Monk's Leader told the guy that he would have to be a monk to find out. The guy asked what it would take to be a monk. So the Monks told him that he would have to be there for eight years and pass a test. So this guy stayed for eight years and finally passed the text. The guy asked again what that noise was he heard for so many years ago. The Monks agreed to tell him and told him to follow them. The guy was really happy because he lost a lot of sleep over that sound. He could sleep for years thinking about that noise that sounding almost like a heart beating. The Monks walked up to some big, huge doors and the noise kept getting louder and louder. So, loud that the Monks and the Guy couldn't hear each other. Do you want to know what was behind the doors?                                                        ( scroll down)                                                                     I can't tell you! You're not a Monk!                       GOT CHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Na-na-na-na ROTFL 
Mom2ItalianGirls
on 5/23/08 4:28 am - Alabaster, AL
 

 

 

 

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Vickie G.
on 5/23/08 8:22 am - AL
lol got me too! my friend sent it to me.


Nothing tastes as good as being thinner feels.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.


"Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal." 






      

                                                                                                          

                                                              

 

                                                               
               
                                           
                                                  

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               









                                                 





















  























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