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Drinking Tequila
>
> Guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees
> It filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be thousands
> of dollars in it.
>
> He approaches the bartender and asks. "What's up with the jar?"
>
> "Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money."
>
> The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. "What are the three Tests?"
>
> "Pay first, those are the rules." says the bartender. So the man gives
> him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.
>
> "OK," the bartender says. "Here's what you need to do:
>
> "First - You have to drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila, the
> whole thing, all at once...and you can't make a face while doing it.
>
> "Second, There's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth. You
> have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.
>
> "Third. - There's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never reached
> ****** during intercourse. You've gotta make things right for her."
>
> The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot! I won't
> do it! You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila, and then
> do those other things..."
>
> "Your call," says the bartender, "but your money stays where it is."
>
> As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a few more, he asks,
> "Where ez zat tequila?" He grab s the gallon with both hands and downs it
> with a big slurp. Tears streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't make
> a face.
>
> Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon the
> people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy, scuffle going on outside.
>
> They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull yelping
> and then silence. Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he
> staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody
> scratches all over his body.
>
> "Now," he says. "where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"
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