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Drinking Buddies
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> Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddy bikers who worked as
> aircraft mechanics in Dallas , Tx .
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> One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with
> nothing to do. Bud said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'
>
> Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a
> buzz.
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> You wanna try it?' So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high
> octane hootch and got completely smashed.
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> The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.
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> In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing. Then
> the phone rings.
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> It's Jim.
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> Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?'
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> Bud says, 'I feel great. How about you?'
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> Jim says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'
>
> Bud says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We
> ought to do this more often.'
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> 'Yeah, well there's just one thing.'
>
> 'What's that?'
>
> 'Have you farted yet?'
>
> 'No.'
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> 'Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver .'
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