Sat,Haha!
IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS!!!!!!
IT'S EVEN A BRAVER ONE WHO FORWARDS IT !!!!!!!
Son asked his mother the following question: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure." The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?" The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
"Son, all household appliances come in white."
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
I read somethign the other day, can't remember how it went exactly but this is pretty close:
In a survey asking women how they feel about the size of their butt, this was the response:
10% says her butt is too big
5% says her butt is too small
85% say her butt may be too big or even a little small, butt she loves him and would marry the a$$ all over again.
Not exaclty how it went, but you get the idea....obviuosly these women are married to relatives of the man who wrote your Haha for today.
Phyllis
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