My lighter side for today
A couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex
therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do
for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual
intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he
is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for
sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's
absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have
intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes
them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says
goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks
the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is
a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes
an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays
the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the
doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what
are you trying to find out?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out
anything. She's married and we can't go to her house.
I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday
Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it
here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare
Seems to me that the seniors have got it all figured out.
Jim