My lighter side for today
Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street, and
they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00
each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 per pair."
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, 
Look here! We could
buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to Sand
Mountain, sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune.
Now when we go in there you be quiet, okay? "Just let
me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent,
they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell
that stuff to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Georgia
drawl so's they don't know."
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia
drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each,
100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs
of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my
pickup and ...."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll are from
Alabama, ain't you?" "Well...yeah," says a surprised
Bubba...."How come you know that?! " "Because this is
a dry-cleaners." 
Your Loser Friend, Jim
Look here! We could
buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to Sand
Mountain, sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune.
Now when we go in there you be quiet, okay? "Just let
me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent,
they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell
that stuff to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Georgia
drawl so's they don't know."
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia
drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each,
100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs
of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my
pickup and ...."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll are from
Alabama, ain't you?" "Well...yeah," says a surprised
Bubba...."How come you know that?! " "Because this is
a dry-cleaners."
Your Loser Friend, Jim 
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