Crappy Birthday to ME!!!
LOL!!!
It started off nice. My son woke up before hubby even left for work, but Dave gave him breakfast and turned on the TV and asked him to let mommy sleep in because it was her birthday. He let me sleep until 8am when my daughter woke up and they both came in and woke me up together and he wished me a Happy Birthday.
I am going out of town for the weekend, so hubby gave me a list of 3 things he would like done before I left (clean kitchen, put away clothes stacking up for the past two weeks, and clean the bathroom because my hairspray is caked on everything) I gave the kids juice and something to eat, then started doing some cleaning and more laundry and let the kids play. Then we had lunch and went outside to play. Then had to shower before naps (and more cleaning for me) so we can go out to dinner for my birthday after hubby gets off work. Texas Roadhouse...all of our favorites and now that Dave is almost 3 mos out he might try steak.
I fought with the kids and took an hour trying to get them to sleep. I thought they were asleep and was on the phone with my mom and heard my son yelling for me. I ignored him, hoping he would just go to sleep. Finally, I said "WHAT???" He said "I have to poop." I told him to come down and go. He ran past me to the bathroom as I was still on the phone. He yelled for me when he was done to wipe his butt. I went in and saw his WET underware on the sink counter and POOP in the sink!!! He got up from the toilet and had crap all over his but, some on his leg and a foot long turd in the toilet!!!! He is almost FIVE!!! I was mad that he didn't just come down to go, rather than keep yelling for me and poop his pants. Happy Birthday to me...cleaning the house and cleaning up POOP!!!
Hope dinner goes well and I don't have to clean up puke. LOL.
On a lighter note...Hubby got me the iPod I have been asking for for MONTHS. I wanted it as my 100lb success gift, but this is close enough. It is a combines Birthday/Mother's Day gift. I'm listening to it now.
Hope everyone else is having a great day...Oh...thanks to everyone that sent me a Birthday card. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have gotten any "Birthday Mail". Thanks to my October '06 Sistas!!!
Hugs,
Tabby
OMG I am so picking myself up off the floor laughing..not at you but at the situation. Have been a nanny since I was 18 and have been there done that more than I care to recall. I am so sorry you had that on your special day. I hope dinner went well for you. The IPOD sounds great! I am a HUGE fan of them. Could be that hubbys business revolves around them LOL. LOVE THEM!!!!
I hope you have a wonderful weekend! Keep us updated on how it went.
Hugs,
Melissa
OMG Tabby!!!! I know it isn't really funny since you had to be the one to clean up all of the mess but I am rolling here 
I can remember those nights when my kids were small...seems like yesterday when they are 20 and 18 now! That will be one b'day I am sure you will never forget! Hope you enjoyed your meal...how did the steak go? I still can't eat red meat for some reason. It seems to feel like it is getting stuck everytime. I did try to eat a cheeseburger last weekend. I had maybe four bites then had to pass it off to my husband. I just can't do beef 
Anyway hope you had a good birthday. Sorry I didn't know sooner because I haven't been on here much lately. I find myself not really on the computer much anymore
since the weather is getting nice outside. I guess that is a good thing!?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Lisa S
I can remember those nights when my kids were small...seems like yesterday when they are 20 and 18 now! That will be one b'day I am sure you will never forget! Hope you enjoyed your meal...how did the steak go? I still can't eat red meat for some reason. It seems to feel like it is getting stuck everytime. I did try to eat a cheeseburger last weekend. I had maybe four bites then had to pass it off to my husband. I just can't do beef
Anyway hope you had a good birthday. Sorry I didn't know sooner because I haven't been on here much lately. I find myself not really on the computer much anymore
since the weather is getting nice outside. I guess that is a good thing!?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Lisa S 
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