What will I use for a shelf?

I noticed tonight as I was watching TV that I have a bad habit of placing the remote on the top of my belly under my chest...kinda like a shelf. Like when you are pregnant and can put your bowl of ice cream on your belly. When I lose all of this weight, where will I put the remote when I am watching TV? I also put my keyfob for work on my belly tonight when I was working and have placed my phone there after I hang up and don't want to place it back on the receiver. So many uses for my pertruding belly. Guess I will have to start using the end tables or something. Anyone else do this?

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this had me so giggling cuz I so know what you mean!!!! Whats worse is for me there used to be one right above my BUTT! I swear I could rest my arm on it sheesh!! Ok so I wasn't resting the remote back there lol but I so know what you mean. When I sit in chairs now there is now shelf back there lol. The tummy one sadly is still there but HEY its getting smaller as I type *grin*. *hugs* Felicia =)

How funny!! My shelf is my chest above my boobs!! Even my cat sleeps up there when I'm watching TV!! He's going to be so mad when he starts to slide off his "bed"!!

You are too funny. That is soo true........I never thought of that..... I do that all the time though.....wow the end tables will now have a purpose other than holding the lamp up I still have my place between "the girls" though. People laugh but even during my wedding I just stuck my lip gloss and breath mints right down there and no one ever knew they were ther I know crazy but when was the last time a wedding dress came with pockets! Melissa

My shelves seem to be disappearing as well. I have noticed that while I am able to wear my pants still( very baggy) I am walking on the hems. My butt isn't holding them up anymore. Time to get out a sewing machine. Aime