another funny story...
Today when I called my husband he told me he was having a "pissy" day. I thought he meant he was frustrated with Alex, but he said he was literally having a "pissy" day. He explained that he woke up at 4 am and was soaking wet. I thought Alex had climbed into bed with him and peed through his Overnites. It's happened before. But no...it wasn't Alex.
He told me that when he came fully awake he realized the CAT was there, and she had PEED on him!!!! Jumped right on his chest and pissed all over him while he slept! We love her a lot, but she can be a little *****y and when she is mad at you, she will pee on your stuff to show her displeasure. Mind you...she's NEVER peed on anything of mine. It's always John or Alex's stuff, and only after they accidentally step on her, or forget to feed her or something. But she's never peed on a PERSON before!!!
I was laughing so hard. It's the first time in 9 days I've really truly laughed. I managed to ask him what he'd done to annoy the cat. He went ballistic and screamed at me for over 5 minutes straight. I have no idea what he said, cause I was still laughing hysterically. He must've REALLY pissed her off. Then when I calmed down he managed to tell me that he was sleeping on my side of the bed when she peed on him, and that he didn't bother to wash the sheets. This time I went ballistic. NO WAY am I sleeping on dried cat pee. I told him I wouldn't come home tomorrow unless he washed the sheets. Then he swore at me which made me laugh all over again. I still don't know what he did to make the cat mad.....
Sheryl