RECOVERY WAKE UP & WALKING NOISES
LET'S SEE - WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? ... YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT A GIGGLE HEAD I WAS GOING INTO SURGERY ... WELL, AS I WAS WAKING UP IN THE RECOVERY ROOM, I LOOK OVER & SEE THIS MAN AT A LITTLE TABLE WRITING AWAY & HE ASKS ME WHAT WAS THE LAST THING I REMEMBERED ... I CERTAINLY DIDN'T REMEMBER ACTING THE FOOL, SO I TOLD HIM JUST AFTER THEY GAVE ME THAT "REALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOD STUFF" ... I RAMBLED ON ABOUT HOW GREAT IT WAS & GOT TO LAUGHING ABOUT WANTING IT BOTTLED (TO TAKE HOME!) ... HE SAID I WAS THE POSTER GIRL FOR FANTASTIC RECOVERY ... &, IF EVERYONE WOKE UP AS HAPPY AS I DID, HIS JOB WOULD BE SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH EASIER. HOW CAN ANYONE WAKE UP CRANKY ON THAT STUFF?
IT WASN'T EVEN A COUPLE MINUTES & THEY WERE WHEELING ME OUT OF RECOVERY & DOWN THE HALL TO MY ROOM. I WAS LOOKING TOWARDS THE LEFT AS ONE OF THE ORDERLIES WAS DOING SOMETHING ON THAT SIDE OF THE GURNEY. WHEN I LOOKED TO THE RIGHT, THERE STOOD MY HONEY, NICHOLAS ... POOR BABY WAS WHITE AS A SHEET. I FLASHED HIM A BIG SMILE & SAID, "WELL, H-E-L-L-OOOOOOOOO B-A-B-Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" HE GOT THE BIGGEST SMILE ON HIS FACE & GRABBED MY HAND. WHAT A SWEETIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY GOT ME ALL SET UP IN THE ROOM AROUND 6pm ... BY 9pm, I WAS WIGGLING AROUND IN THE BED & FINALLY TOLD NICK THAT I JUST "HAD" TO SIT UP, SO HE HELPED ME OUT OF BED & INTO A CHAIR ... OHHHHH, THAT FELT SOOOOOOOO GOOD TO SIT UP! I TOOK A LITTLE NAP & AROUND 11pm, I TOOK MY 1st WALK DOWN THE HALL.
NOW, DO NOT, NOT, NOT EVEN THINK YOU WILL GET ANY SLEEP AT NIGHT ... I DO BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE WAS IN MY ROOM EVERY HOUR CHECKING OR CHANGING SOMETHING. BUT, THEY WERE SOOOO SWEET, HOW COULD I GET IRRITATED AT THEM? NOT! SO, I JUST HAD TO TALK TO EACH OF THEM & THANK THEM FOR MY CARE! BY 4am, IT SEEMED LIKE THE ENTIRE STAFF WAS IN & OUT OF MY ROOM, SO I TOLD NICKY, "TIME FOR ANOTHER WALK" & OFF WE WENT.
THANK GOD I DIDN'T HAVE GAS, GAS PAINS & NOXIOUS GAS AROMA, BUT THE FUNNY THING IS THAT I HAVE HAD THE BURPS EVER SINCE MY 1st WALK ... SO, IT WAS LIKE STEP, STEP ... BURP ... "OH, SCUZ ME" ... STEP, STEP, STEP ... B-E-L-C-H ... "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH, SCUZZZZZZZZ ME" ... STEP, STEP ... BURP, BURP ... "GEEEEZZZZZZZZZZ, EXCUSE MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" IT WAS CERTAINLY BETTER THAN TOOTING A CHOKING CLOUD OF GAS DOWN THE HALL, BUT EVEN NOW, MY BURPING/BELCHING COULD EMBARRASS A SAILOR! (NICK IS FORMER NAVY, SO I CAN SAY THAT!)
I CAN BELCH ON WATER ... HOW DO YOU DO THAT? DON'T KNOW BUT, I'M REALLY GOOD AT IT!
AM I BEING SUFFICIENTLY ENTERTAINING???