HOSPITAL SHINANGINS

I WOKE UP AS HAPPY AS I ZONKED OUT ... STILL YAKKIN' ABOUT THAT "REALLY GOOD STUFF". HAVE NOOOOOOOO IDEA WHAT ELSE I DID BEFORE I REALLY WOKE UP, BUT KNOWING ME, SOMEONE HAD A GOOD STORY TO TELL THEIR FAMILY THAT NIGHT! THANKS, MS CYNDI ... GOOD TO BE BACK!

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GLAD TO GIVE YOU A GIGGLE, MS KEKE!

Hey Lady D. I was the same way but when they gave me my happy shot I started talking about my hairless private parts and why there is no hair and no I don't shave, it runs in the family. We women have hardly any body hair. Dear husband wanted to crawl under the table. Then I anounced I had a confession for my husband, joking, I blurted out I was having an affair. He said I wouldn't shut up. Everyone was laughing so hard and the next thing I remember was my daughter 7years old telling me it was time to wake up. I don't know about you guys but that was some wacky stuff.

OHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYY GOSHHHHHHHH, YOU DEFINITELY HAVE ME TOPPED , MS JANE ... I'M NOW! I'LL HAVE TO TELL NICK ABOUT YOU ... HE SAID THAT AS HE WAS LEAVING THE PRE-OP WARD, HE WAS LAUGHING, SHAKING HIS HEAD BACK & FORTH, SAYING, "I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER ... NO, I DON'T KNOW HER!" YOUR STORY SHOULD GET ME OUT OF "TROUBLE"! I CAN ALWAYS SAY, "NOW HONEY, WOULD YOU RATHER BE MARRIED TO MS JANE WITH HER HAIRLESS BODY PARTS & AFFAIRS?" GEEZ, MS JANE, I JUST FLASHED A LITTLE TUSH & WENT "FLYING"!