Excellent Diet!!!!

I got this diet from work...it sound great....read the combination of foods....what do you think?? The No-Stress Diet Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice unbuttered whole wheat toast 8 oz.glass skim milk Lunch: 40z lean broiled skinless chicken breast 1 cup steamed broccoli 1 cup herb tea 1 Oreo cookie Mid-afternoon snack: The rest of the Oreos package 2 pints of Rocky Road ice cream 1 jar of hot fudge sauce Dinner 1 loaf garlic bread 2 cans of coke 1 large pepperoni pizza 3 Snickers bars Late-night snack: 120z bag of Cheetos Entire Sara Lee Cheesecake (eaten directly from freezer) Rules for the No-Stress Diet -If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. -If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the soda cancels out the calories in the candy bar. -When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do. -Cookie and potato chip pieces have no calories. The process of breaking causes calorie leakage. -Things licked off knives, spoons, and mixer beaters have no calories. -Anything consumed while standing has no calories. This is due to gravity and the density of the caloric mass. -Anything consumed from someone elses plate has no calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person. -Remember, "stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts."

Oh YUM, now here's a diet I could stick to!!! I feel like I did this yesterday, I ate half of an Almond Joy! Thanks for the laugh! Rebecca

Oh yeah!!! I've been on that one - actually the only "diet" I was ever able to stick with Didn't lose any weight though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Small wonder huh? I love that - gonna forward it to a friend who needs a chuckle right now! Thanks for the laugh Take care, Carol