OT--Fun though!

~~~~~ Well, this one's worth a good, long laugh! ~~~~~ ~~~ Find your new name & Post it for everyone to enjoy. ~~~~~ The following in an excerpt from a children's book, Captain Underpants & The Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Use the 3rd letter of your first name to find your new 1st name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy Use the 2nd letter of your last name to find the 1st half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = giggle d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle Use the 3rd letter of your last name to find the 2nd half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice Children laugh an average of 146 times a day; Adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day. My name is Dorfus Fricken-Butt!! Hahaha... I just think this is funny! My drag name is Cinnamon Sunrise (1st pets name and street you grew up on)

Doombah Wafflebutt! Thanks for the chuckle!

Love it!!! My maiden name is Sloopy Potty Squirt, 1st mariage;Sloopy Chunkle Chunks and then 2nd marriage= Sloopy Dippin Lips!!! My husband is Dorky Dippin Lips!!!! Kids are Boobie Chuckle Chunks, Snooty Chuckle Chunks , Sleezy Dippin Lips, and Sloopy Dippin Lips II!!!!! Sounds like a warped version of the 7 dwarfs ( or porn style!!!)LOL Drag name is Tiny Dolphaine!! Can't wait to show the kids!!! Love those Captin Underpants books!!! Janee

Hahaha... too funny... I think you got it right when you say porn and not the 7 dwarfs.. haha... thats hilarious!

Okay, I'm usually a lurker but this was too funny not to respond too. I would be Boobie Potty Tu****hat is hilarious. My maiden name would be Boobie Gizzard Lips! My Drag name would be Wolfie Oconee. Too funny Melissa 281/222/160

Dont be a lurker Boobie Potty-Tush... Post more often.... Congrats on the 59 pounds gone for good! Our goal is the same. We will be there in no time!

I'll try harder, I love reading all of the advice. I hope we get there in no time, these plateaus every few weeks get me all worried. Melissa 281/222/160