Stick it where the son never shines!
Oh that's what I'm doing right now. As some of you may know I was the Top Walker for the American Heart Association and won a trip to Hawaii, which I will be leaving for here in a few weeks. I'm in my gf's wedding. So she bought a bunch of tans and wanted me to "toughen" up before we went. Well, I ran out of the house without my suit and told her I was just going to tan in my bra and undies. She told me to go naked. I told her I couldn't do the top half because the girls flop to the side and I'd have white circles on my arms, and if I did a stand up, I'd have half moons under my top. So I kept my bra on and ditched the undies. HUGE MISTAKE LADIES AND GENTS!!! I didn't look as if I had much color after I did it, but about 3 hours later, I started to feel hot and burnie. So I went to the bathroom and dropped my drawers. AHHHHH!!!! Ya know I thought it was a bad idea when I did it, but did it anyway. I have sunburn on my ass so bad (what did I think, I don't think I've ever had sun touch that spot.) that I'm applying aloe vera gel everywhere that the sun never shines.
Just be cautious when tanning!!! I have to lay on my tummy for darn near the entire day because my tuckus hurts so freakin bad!!!
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