come back lines

I need some good come back lines for people that feel the need to tell me I have lost to much weight. (your wasting away and so on.) Carolyn

Ohhh you're right I have lost weight - it looks as if you may have found it. Crass yes I know, but it'll shut them up (of course only use this if it's true!) I'm not wasting away, I'm gaining my life back. My body will quit when it's ready, and not until then. I'm just happy to be healthy and active again.

"I know it's hard to adjust to seeing the former "fat chick" looking like this. I assure you that my weight is well within "normal" range. You've just never seen me at average size before!"

"You should see me naked!" -Deb