12 Days of Christmas - WLS Style
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The Twelve Days of Christmas (Weight Loss Surgery Style)
By Betty Boydstun
On the first day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:
A weight loss surgery for the new me.
On the second day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:
Two giant calcium pills and a weight loss surgery for the new me.
On the third day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:
Three plastic surgeries, two giant calcium pills and a weight loss surgery for the new me.
On the fourth day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:
Four second hand store donations, three plastic surgeries, two giant calcium pills and a weight loss surgery for the new me.
On the fifth day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:
Five sugar dumps, four second hand store donations, three plastic surgeries, two giant calcium pills and a weight loss surgery for the new me.
On the sixth day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:
Six comfortable airplane seats, five sugar dumps, four second hand store donations, three plastic surgeries, two giant calcium pills and a weight loss surgery for the new me.
On the seventh day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:
Seven second glances, Six comfortable airplane seats, five sugar dumps, four second hand store donations, three plastic surgeries, two giant calcium pills and a weight loss surgery for the new me.
On the eighth day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:
Eight confused waiters, Seven second glances, Six comfortable airplane seats, five sugar dumps, four second hand store donations, three plastic surgeries, two giant calcium pills and a weight loss surgery for the new me.
On the ninth day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:
Nine support group meetings, Eight confused waiters, Seven second glances, Six comfortable airplane seats, five sugar dumps, four second hand store donations, three plastic surgeries, two giant calcium pills and a weight loss surgery for the new me.
On the tenth day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:
Ten pair of Victoria's Secret underwear, nine support group meetings, eight confused waiters, Seven second glances, six comfortable airplane seats, five sugar dumps, four second hand store donations, three plastic surgeries, two giant calcium pills and a weight loss surgery for the new me.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:
Eleven thousand gallons of water, Ten pair of Victoria's Secret underwear, nine support group meetings, Eight confused waiters, Seven second glances, Six comfortable airplane seats, five sugar dumps, four second hand store donations, three plastic surgeries, two giant calcium pills and a weight loss surgery for the new me.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my doctor gave to me:
Twelve people who don't recognize me, Eleven thousand gallons of water, Ten pair of Victoria's Secret underwear, nine support group meetings, Eight confused waiters, Seven second glances, Six comfortable airplane seats, five sugar dumps, four second hand store donations, three plastic surgeries, two giant calcium pills and a weight loss surgery for the new me.
Happy Holidays!!!
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