What religion is your bra???

***Just for fun...Not ment to put any religion down, I just thought it was cute*** What Religion is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. What type of bra?" Asked the clerk. Type?" Inquires th e man, "There's more than one type? Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from. Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer? Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and he Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! (A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

I would have to say that right now mine are at the Salvation Army hoping a Baptsit will come and rescue them. And I am wondering if there is anything smaller than A. Christine

I love the letter descriptions LMAO, I'm going for DANG!!

It looks really promising the insurance company will at least cover my breast reduction (not the pannilectomy, but I wasn't holding my breath on that one). I will be going from a verrrrrrry droopy DDD to a nice C cup. I absolutely cannot wait!

Salvation army Double Dang here. Honestly this is the first time in my life that I've lost weight and the girls haven't. My bra size has changed from a 44dd to a 38dd, the girls have gone from melons to fruit roll ups . Micha

I guess I "can't complain" about my salvation army bra..... lamo about micha's fruit roll ups...... 1/2 filled tube sock was also an expression I have heard and unfortunately resemble..... I wish the c's we nice and rounded but that isn't happening.... d