47 + Reasons not to stick to diet-

This is a bit long winded but was an excellent exercise for me. As we have passed through the holiday's and are about to start into graduations, weddings and showers. These are 47 reasons why I can fall off my diet...... Mostly holidays, birthdays and the 7 times I go to the theater with my DH. With only 52 weeks in the year and some of the excuses are for a long weekends or a weeks vacation it looks like I can excuse myself right back to 300 lbs. donna January 1st- New Year's Day and cure the hang over Theater night dinner out February valentine's day Theater night dinner out March Saint Pats day Son#1's birthday Son #2's birthday Death of nephew- 1 week Theater night dinner out April fools day- lots of treats Patriots day- long weekend May Nephews birthday Mother's day- breakfast in bed My birthday Memorial day- long weekend June Fathers day- him breakfast in bed Hubbys birthday- and long weekend at bike week Brother's birthday Nephew's birthday End of school dinner out Graduation party- 2 this year Extra long weekend camping to Maine Extra long weekend camping to PA- Hershey Park- this'll be good. July 4th need I say more? Another nephew's birthday Vacation 1 week Aug Niece's birthday- she the only girl need to celebrate- usually a tea party Family reunion Vacation 1 week beach Canobie lake park trip - yearly Sept Labor Day end of the summer cook out can you say Lobsta Sister BD Theater night dinner out School starts special dinner Oct Dads birthday Theater night dinner out Halloween- CANDY Nov Thanksgiving- week long eat fest Theater night dinner out Dec. Anniversary Theater night dinner out Mom's birthday- due to timing this is big deal!!!! Christmas party Work Family Misc. friends New Years eve

OMG you're crackin me up. But you missed one - finding grey hair places other than your head. Micha

Done that also. I was suprised when I seen it again Gray haired, cant dye that LOL

that gray hair almost made me lose it...... everything eles has been fine. I wouldn't want to be 21 again.... but i did chuckle a little when I was writting it.... d

donna, this was so good!! I always said that everyday was a holiday or a good excuse for me to not diet!! thanks, donna