Poor Kitty
So, my neighbor's cat got hit by a car.
The good news is the cat survived.
However, her tail was severed off.
My neighbor scooped up her kitty and took her to Walmart. The lady at customer service asked he why she brought the cat to them. She replied:
"Because I hear you are the world's largest Retailer. (re-tail-er)
LOL.. Heard this the other day and i've been laughing for 3 days now!