VERY FUNNY!!
You know when your losing weight when..
1.) While bending over to get the morning paper and your canary yellow draws fall to the curb while LAPD patrol car passes by!! LOL
2.) Your once wide load SIGN in your rear behind.. now reads "LOANS NEEDED" LOL!!
3.) Your extra large meal "UP SIZED", is now a literal fight with a two year old for the last BARBE TOY in the happy meal!! LOL!!
4.) The daily email alerts from WEBSITES like, "HOW TO DROP 50 IN 7 days", turns too "How to gain weight in 30 days!!" The irony!!
What the H---L!!
4.)WWW. JUST MY SIZE.com, no longer has a size for you, OOH SHUCKS!!
5.)THE familiar star bucks boy sees you out and, " gives you coupons to come back to the store for a DOUBLE LAT TIE!!" Ha HA!!
6.) LAST but not LEAST, "The CHOCOLATE around the world club', received from Christmas last year calls and asks why you haven't ordered 10 pounds of "SWISS chocolate Carmel surprise" for the HOLIDAY!! OOH LOL!!
Note: PLEASE BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY THE FOLLOWING THINGS HAVE HAPPEN TO ME!! LOL!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
1.) While bending over to get the morning paper and your canary yellow draws fall to the curb while LAPD patrol car passes by!! LOL
2.) Your once wide load SIGN in your rear behind.. now reads "LOANS NEEDED" LOL!!
3.) Your extra large meal "UP SIZED", is now a literal fight with a two year old for the last BARBE TOY in the happy meal!! LOL!!
4.) The daily email alerts from WEBSITES like, "HOW TO DROP 50 IN 7 days", turns too "How to gain weight in 30 days!!" The irony!!
What the H---L!!4.)WWW. JUST MY SIZE.com, no longer has a size for you, OOH SHUCKS!!
5.)THE familiar star bucks boy sees you out and, " gives you coupons to come back to the store for a DOUBLE LAT TIE!!" Ha HA!!
6.) LAST but not LEAST, "The CHOCOLATE around the world club', received from Christmas last year calls and asks why you haven't ordered 10 pounds of "SWISS chocolate Carmel surprise" for the HOLIDAY!! OOH LOL!!
Note: PLEASE BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY THE FOLLOWING THINGS HAVE HAPPEN TO ME!! LOL!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
Lisa 
lol - you're a piece a work Lisa (a good one of course :-)
Did the cop come back and give you an indecent exposure ticket? ;-)
Happy Holidays to you too.
Did the cop come back and give you an indecent exposure ticket? ;-)
Happy Holidays to you too.
Luanne
I started WL journey on Jan 14, 2009 starting weight @ 342
Surgery date was July 22, 2009 and started @ 310 and and my goal weight
is 150.00.
I started WL journey on Jan 14, 2009 starting weight @ 342
Surgery date was July 22, 2009 and started @ 310 and and my goal weight
is 150.00.
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