My butt has...........

OMG!!!!!!! MY BUTT HAS CROW'S FEET!!! It's subtle, but they are there!!! I'm freaking and laughing at the same time!! I'm amused and horrified by my own body!! HA! For those of you too young to know about crow's feet (Ashley), they are the little v-shaped lines on the sides of your eyes that show up when you age. As for the saggies: Mine is showing up in my underarms! WTF!! MY ARMPITS! It's soo gross, but I have to laugh about it! How bout you?......Where are your problem spots showing up? Tell me I'm not alone. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG! I take my clothes off and small woodland creatures run for the hills, babies cry and even the blind cringe! C (Quickly losing "Malibu" status!!) Maybe Mattel should make a wls barbie! What would they call her?