Step into my confessional

Republicans like the "Devine Miss C", There's hope! Gotta love 'em: Dave, Proud Progressive Democrat, and a Chicken when it comes to confessing.

Democrats like Dave.....There is a God! Bok Bok!! Too chicken...ehhhh! Come on Dave-You're secret's safe with me and the 2500 other OH members! C

hmmmmm.............where do I start. Luckily I have friends that are cops, so I have gotten out of a lot! But.............in college on my 20th birthday my boyfriend bought me a fifth of Southern Comfort. Drank the whole thing in less than 30 minutes and had eaten nachos earilier....NOT GOOD. Went to Pendleton Round Up............it is basically a drunk fest.........fell down an embankment and dislocated and had a 3rd degree seaperation of my left shoulder. This was after being in the "Let'er Buck Room" for a number of hours where they only serve hard alcohol. Got on some guys shoulders and so that I could get a tee shirt that said "let'er buck naked" I took my shirt and bra off for all to see. This was after kissing every man in the place for stickers!........god, was I a ho or what! The next year we were there we got kicked out right at the end for starting a fist fight between girls!...guess I was a ***** too! I started dating a guy that I soon found out was dating another woman with a 2 year old daughter and I dated him for a few more months anyway. I eluded a police officer.....he had probably clocked me at 80 or 85 mph. Thank god I got away...........I was 17. I had a Cobra Mustang with a 302 V8............man that thing hauled ass! I started buying alcohol when I was 16 with my fake ID, which I also used to get into bars. A group of us once stole a hub cap off a car that was just like hers since hers had fallen off. The owners caught us and we all ran...........thank god we got away. We went 4 wheeling in a farmers field on night after a down pour.......ruined the field.............cops got us on that one....good thing the farmer was old and like 4 hot young women! He decided not to press charges. I enjoy going to strip clubs with my husband......... Ok, that is enough for now! Grace

Grace!! Holy Crap Girl!!!!! I totally forgot--I eluded a police officer once too!!! I drove through a neighborhood park in my four-wheel drive pick-up and a cop noticed me after I almost ran over some guy and his dog! He tried to drive around the park to where he thought I would come out! OMG....my heart was pounding! I pulled into a dark cul-de-sac, turned off my lights and took my foot off the brake then I saw him speed by! This was AFTER my arrest......so I really would have gotten into trouble! You definately get Four tongue kisses for that. As for Hail Mary's-I have no idea-I'm not Catholic!!! Love ya and thanks for playing! You put me to shame! C

ok...........am I going to burn in hell? It was a long time ago........I have repented since I have kids...............I won't mention that my 7 year old son got ahold of the digital camera the other day and took pictures of his Mr Winki........every angle you can imagine............guess I am rubbing off on him! OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will burn! Grace

We'll burn together! C

OK C, this rather mild compared to yours but considering I was an altarboy, boyscout and choirboy growing up it's not too bad. Forgive me Channan, for I have sinned I occasionally smoke the evil weed, and I dont mean tobacco. I am a card carrying, gun toting, liftime NRA member and I own an assault rifle. When I was 21 I got busted stealing some hub caps. The fine was $150 for stealing $44 worth of caps. Showed me crime doesn't pay. I have lust in my heart for several married women! ( and quite a few single ones too ) I keep a pair of handcuffs in my bedside table. but they're for use ON me only. I can get out of them without the key but I don't let that be known Somewhere out there, there is a very embarassing video of me taken at custom van show. ( full frontal nudity!! ) I voted for G. W. (UNFORGIVABLE in many circles) He still didn't win Michigan. I used to love to take mescaline and eat magic mushrooms. ( AHH, the good old days, at the van show ) Thats about it. Come on baby, dish me out some punishment! Tim

The NRA....voted for G Dubya!! Sounds like a Republican to me!! Tim, my husband is a member of the NRA too. We have one of those huge safes full of guns. I think he's got about 15 or so.Some of them are antiques. They are very cool. He's also got knives,bows and all that other macho hoopla! We do a lot of skeet shooting as a couple. I'm a good shot! I carry an hand gun with me too. I think there is something extra attractive about married women/men. That unattainable feeling-I guess. Shame on you!! hehe!! The fact that you were an alterboy, boyscout and choir boy makes your sins that much worse. This elevates you from two tongue kisses to three!!! I just might have to smack your behind with paddle! Get out yor handcuffs and assume the position you naughty, naughty boy!! C BTW....you need to come rate me!!

Tim~ We are hub cap buddies! Right on~! I didn't know what the punisment was...........glad you told me! We were chased by the car owner which if he had caught us might have been worse! The hand cuff thing suprised me about you, not sure why I can tell you are a pretty wild boy!................Pleasent suprise though!!!! Grace

Oh geez, we don't have enough space on this board for me to confess all my sins! I will smoke pot whenever anybody around me has some! Unfortunately, that's not too often! Waaa! When I was a teen I did all sorts of drugs- LSD, whites, angel dust, cocaine. Ah, so that's what's wrong with me- brain damage! I am a bit of an exhibitionist and love to shock people in sexually related ways. I have been known to give head in parking lots where the fear of getting caught is very strong...adds to the fun. I've gotten caught too, but never got in trouble. Just a little "tsk tsk" and move on, please. I had a girlfriend for 2 years in 1989. Yes, THAT kind of a girlfriend. She broke my heart and it took a long time to recover, but she was my one and only and I got it out of my system. I haven't found myself really attracted to a woman since, I love men! I have never experienced true love in my life. Yet. I always pick the wrong guys- guys who treat me well (mostly), but that I am not madly in love but they are with me- because they are safe. When I'm in love it makes me too vulnerable and able to be hurt- that scares me. But I vow right here and now to NOT get involved with anyone again who doesn't turn me on up one side and down the other and ADORE me too. I deserve it! I haven't had sex for 2 years! Well, no, I take that back, a couple of months ago I had wild drunken sex but it doesn't count because I don't remember it! HAHA! I am eagerly awaiting having it again but remembering it! I have a guy that I met online that keeps wanting me to have it with him- he's 10 years younger and hotter than hot, but he's undependable and I'm afraid he could really break my heart, so I have held back. Confession is good for the soul....confession is good for the soul..... so how come I don't feel better?