Step into my confessional

You must start out your post with this: Forgive me Channan, for I have sinned: It's time to fess up! Dish the dirt baby! I'll discipline you with "Hail Mary's" and reward you with tongue kisses. On a scale of 1-4( - ) tongue kisses.........how naughty are you? Are you an or will you be in hell! Don't worry. I'll save you a seat! C

Okay, Here's the dirt on me!!!!!! Forgive me July Board, for I have sinned: *I was arrested for drag racing when I was a juvie! I was going over 40 mph over the speed limit. Then they found a concealed Smith and Wesson in my truck. *I listen to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. Shhhhh!!! *I smoke weed (only about twice a year though) *I'm a ...........Republican! And I LOVE politics!!!! *I recently considered having an affair, but couldn't do it! * I had sex six times in one day with the same man. I'm JUST that horny people!!! *I've picked my nose in the car before.....ha! You know you have too!! * I love it when men stare at my boobies! What else do I need them for?! * I drive like a bat out of hell. See the afore mentioned arrest record. There's oooooooohhh so many more secrets, but I'm not sure yet if I'm ready to disclose them! Someone else will have to rate me! Tongue kisses, Malibu C

I forgot something: In a recent frisky encounter, I discovered that I can kiss my own nipples! Whoo Hoo! C

1 more thing people!!!! My last name is Barnum and the man I dated before my husband was named Todd Bailey. I was destined to be the Circus freak you see before you today!! C

You are such a bad girl! You're causing me to sin right now! I'll be back with my own confession in a little bit, gotta go to work right now. Tim

Okay- I feel like a total prude and goody-goody next to you-- Do you know except for a contact high, I have never bothered with pot? Let me think... I must have done something that deserves at least one toungue kiss. hmmm-- Okay, I worked as a lifeguard during the summer in college. Our favorite game was to sneak into the park after it closed and go skinny dipping. Also, since all the guards were older than me- I pretty much was out at dance clubs every night with them and 'pretending' I was 21-- yeah right. The lifeguards second favorite game was to try to take each other's bathing suits off in the diving well. ;) I have a .... father who is from NY, is jewish and is..... a Republican-- I bow my head in shame everytime I think about it. I have dirty-danced with lesbians. Didn't do much for me though, but it was fun watching all the guys get hot and bothered- What is it about the male fantasy with that? Junior year (remember the last q're-- I was quite the flirt-- I went to a ball and proceeded to molest at least 5 different guys-- No sex- but lots of other stuff that night in public-- But then everyone else was too damn drunk to care. And finally-- I saw my first penis (Kerry Mooney's) in kindergarten. Touched it too-- Facinatingly different! Got busted by the teacher who did not tell my parents, but educated both about proper behavior. Kill joy. How do I rate?

I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW IT!!! I knew you'd come up with something girl!!!!! Group Skinny dipping!! Touching a boys winkie!! Getting drunk and dirty dancing with girls (BTW...that's you and me in Vegas!)!! A jewish republican father....alright!!! One for my team!! Hmmmm...........I think you get 3 tongue kisses!! Here you go babe!! C

C you are the second naughtiest girl I've ever met on the internet, and thats saying a lot! You got that bad girl thing down pat and I declare you to be naughty to the rating of 4 tongue kisses plus a pinch on the ass My kinda woman! Tim

Tim, I'm only the second naughtiest because this is a public forum. You should see what I write in my PRIVATE e-mails! It would make a sailor blush! C Thanks for the sort of compliment!

Tim, I'll take those four kisses and a pinch and raise you : A slap -n- tickle and a reach around! C