Sex anyone?
I'M the maniac?!?!.........Okay Ms. good-vibrations over there!! You started it!!
Mine doesn't travel either. I'm afraid that airport security will think it's a bomb......"Maam, can you turn this on please"!
There's more to this joke, but I'm sure it would make someone upset!
BTW....that's you new nickname...Good Vibrations!!
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