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Hey, you guys missed it!!!! I had one of my smart-azzed replies pulled from Andrea's last post. It was only up for a few minutes. Did you catch it? I wear it with pride!! Thank you Thank you They can't stop me!!!!! C Leigh

nope missed it....fill us in as much as you can please. Mandie

I can't-they will just pull it again. However~It made me go through my last several posts and I realize that I need to clean up my mouth. Sheesh!!! Shame on me!!! Sorry guys! C Leigh

Yep, Channan ~ If it was bad enough for them to pull, I'd say we could be twins!

Maria, Maybe we should put you on the "bad" girls list too. You naughty, naughty girl. Now bend over so I can spank you!! C

I'm definitely a "bad" girl in many ways....I just became the #1 customer for 2006 with our local "toy lady".....I'm so bad....so is the hubby - he just never shows it to anyone but me....me - I love to share my badness.... Maria 272/163/155

My husband pretends to be a prude in his button up polos and chinos, but I know the truth!!! That reminds me-I need a few more toys too!! What's your lady's number? C

Can you believe she has a personalized license plate "TOY LADY". Her name is Barbara and she's awesome. Shipping from AK to AZ would probably be a bit....we'll have to find a store in Vegas! Here's a link to the newest thing she's carrying, http://www.liberator.com. She says they're awesome - I'll let you know when my order comes in! I hosted a party a few months ago, and had a blast. My boss (a nice looking Captain - a little younger than me) told me that he'd better not come into my office and find me sitting with a GRIN on my face - I spouted back that I'd let him have the remote control - boy did his face turn red. I did buy him a stress ball - a boob shaped one! Maria 272/163/155

Maria, Oh man, I'd love to host a party, but my friends are all too stuffy for that kinda fun. They get more excited by Tupperware than by anything that needs batteries! Not to mention they would all roll in with their strollers and sippy cups! I love them dearly, but I am definately known as the "tacky, always h@%ny one"!! I totally use it to my advantage though!! I never do laundry or dishes! Guess why!!! That's right!! I have earned my way out of those chores!! Okay, okay, I have a cleaning lady, but still!!! I wash dishes about once a month. I can directly link this to the number of times...well, you know!! I wear the pants in this family and my husband wears the apron!! He looks really hot in it though!!! I'll post some pics!! Have a good night Maria!! Channan

Now we really sound alike - I don't do many chores either because we have a cleaning lady also. She only comes once per week, but I wouldn't give it up for anything! Don't just use any old batteries - use Duracell Ultra - that's what my toy lady recommends! Let's just say that friends always seem to say, "Maria, I KNOW I can ask you about THIS"....I'm not shy when it comes to talking about sex. I one time was TDY (temporary duty) and took a bunch of girls to their first adult store....I spent most of my time explaining things to them....the clerk thought it was hilarious... My party was a blast (sales of $1,000)....I even invited an older lady (late 50s, early 60s) from work (she also has a severe hearing deficit and reads lips). Everyone else thought she'd be to embarassed to come...but not only did she come....she ordered IN FRONT OF EVERYONE....normally, Barb takes orders in a secluded area...well, this lady had to leave early but wanted to order....we thought she wanted to order a harmless massager (just an abstract heart shape - not real sexual) and tried to show her where it was at on the order form.....she said, "No, that's not what I want"....I said, "Oh...well then I don't know what you want"....she said, "It's blue"....then she got up, went to the table, picked up the biggest, bluest, G-spot vibrator there is and says loudly, "this is the one I want"....I thought everyone was going to die of embarassment (except her)....the next day she came to my office and told me that I might have to explain to her again how to use it....I thought I was going to die! I'm headed to bed to use up some of this energy! Maria 272/163/155