I had a date!

You will all love this one...An old flame and I keep in contact. I have known him over 26 years. You know the ones that NEVER go away. Any way we decided to get together for coffee... I got dressed in my new size 12 jeans and beautiful angora sweater with a ton of jewels and pearls hand sewn on the neckline.. I think I looked great... He arrived in sweat pants- sweatshirt and HAT THAT SAID 40 year old VIRGIN... I laughed felt a little bad cause he showed no interest in dress code for a quaint date... I got over it.. We went to a very nice coffee shop about 30 miles out. You all know the nice coffee shops with gourmet coffee and gourmet desserts (SP>) located in a ritzy section! Any whoo A cup of carmel coffee and peanut butter pie was my choice he had chocolate coffe and chocolate cheesecake... I could not eat or drink it all because the sugar went to my blood. Boxed it up to go... We enjoyed watching other couples in and out there was a nice man playing a guitar folk music and many teeeney boppers in and out. I enjoyed the atmosphere... we had some small pleasant conversation... sort of fun. We then left... the best yet to come.. As we walked to the car... I noticed he shuffled a bit..As he was telling me to be careful there... MY left leg goes out and I land on my ASS... The pie is still rolling along the patch of blac**** I layed there- laughing and in tears.. Months ago there was padding...last night very little.. OUCH... Well he looks at me says " I told you be careful and what do you do." He grabs the pie and then assists me. His comment in the car- are you okay... well I never thought I would get you on your back so easy! That ended the date...I am still embarrased and very soar... Not so sure of the dating thing.,..

Ooooh Patti- Sorry you lost your balance. It sounds like you had fun anyway-- and he has a sence of humor! Ice the butt today. Andrea

Wait, wait, wait!!!..........He grabbed the pie BEFORE he helped you up? Let's re-cap: * He shows up in sweats and a tacky yee-shirt * He grabbed the pie first * And he ended the date with a sexually suggestive joke? Will you be seeing this one again? C Leigh