Saturday...

Okay here's a sorta rhyme for today.. common guys join in.. There once was a girl from lauderdale who had once been a dunce about walking she would stay on the phone 'talkin bout walkin now she walks bright and early. oh!..and she once had a dog named curley...

Today is National Limerick Day! My Irish eyes are smiling There once was a fella named Tim Who spent lots of time in the gym He lost lots of weight And now he feels great! WLS has been so good to him! ................................................................... There once was a lady named Mo Who rhymed with unusual flow With ankles so cute And nice bootie to boot! And her hair was tied up with a bow ..................................................................... There once was a man from Nantucket Er....nevermind, wrong board Tim

It is indeed National Limirick Day!.. here's another one for you Timmy Boyo A Clumsy Young Fellow Named Tim There once was a fellow named Tim whose dad never taught him to swim. He fell off a dock and sunk like a rock. And that was the end of him .................................................. A Thin Handsome fellow was Tim He had but only one sin he was in kinda of a rut till he got himself a mutt and then he got off his butt~!! .......................................... A lovely young gal named Mo was trying to drum up some dough so she could get nipped and tucked and ultimatly fu*ked!!! woohoo!!! gotcha!! peace mooooo moo mo

TIMMY!!! Do one 'bout my arse.........for old times sake!!!

Malibu how I do love your arse But I'm 'fraid that this poem is a farce When I have some more time I'll improve on this rhyme But right now it will only get warse God that was bad

Since it isn't Saturday any more, I don't have to post a limerick, right? The standard you two set is just too high. -Pam