It was a dark and stormy night...

Cheese nIps! Cauliflower! Potato pancakes!! There wasn't a carb in the world that Hans wouldn't indulge in. The Old Hans.. The one Phillip and Renee didn't know. But this was the new Hans. He had lost a astounding 613 pounds on the little known German nut diet. He was eating nuts like crazy.. like a crazed German in fact. He felt so good standing here on this hill in those pointy patent leather mules he started to yodell. Thats when....

My sleeping pills have kicked in. I must retire. Can't wait to see what happens tomorrow! LOL