It was a dark and stormy night...

Potato pancakes in all of Germany. After all...that's one of the main reasons he married her along with the fact that .....

(oh i LOVE branching off to possibilities...) ...she could make money so very easily - she thought of it and it occurred, she had a charm for it infact. he wondered if it were a curse, indeed. But she was true to him and gave him all of her...

Glad I could be of assistance Nana! I needed a good laugh myself. Thanks for starting this Mo!

... vegetarian cauliflower bake of anyone he knew... could imagine, even. i mean, it made his mouth water even now thinking of it. he was SMITTEN by it. he adored it. as he was by her. she was exotic. sexy. lovely. and she made him want to go down and...

find a third wife! I mean, after all, the secret was out now. ALL of them. The fact that he adored women's clothing, the fact that he had two wives, the fact that he loved potato bakes and vegetarian cauliflower dishes, and the fact that.....

he could indeed revel in his alter life as a femme fatale. BUT! That wasn't enough. He wanted more. It wasn't enough cross-dressing. The high heels and the psuedo-gourmet personality. He needed more. he needed....

to feel the danger. He needed the adreneline rush, he was addicted infact. He had surpassed the simple shoplifting and petty theft. He knew that part of excitement at meeting with Renee was the sheer feeling of power. They would meet to discuss the final plans, and he would finally get to meet Phillip. The master mind behind thier devious plot to.....

OK... y'all have to slow down! LOL I can't keep up! LMAO.... I'm going to make a sandwich... YOUR TURN... ANYONE?

he could indeed revel in his alter life as a femme fatale. BUT! That wasn't enough. He wanted more. It wasn't enough cross-dressing. The high heels and the psuedo-gourmet personality. He needed more. he needed.... CHEESE NIPS! the gourmet individual kind he could get at thE LOCAL wALMART... but the problem was...

The problem was that he was no where near a walmart, and to deviate from his route would hinder his meeting plans. He would have to choose.... Cheese nips, or grand plan? It was such a difficult decision, one he did not feel he could make on his own. He reached down, picked up his cell phone and .....