It was a dark and stormy night...

And Hans awoke to a grumbling in his stomach he reached over and....

You so crazy girlfriend. Sue

You so crazy girlfriend.... "You so crazy" that was all he could remember as he grabbed the bottle of tums some crazy chick saying over and over "you so crazy, girlfriend".. Hans looked down at his own big feet crammed into those stilletto's and ...

...then he proceeded to put on his sexy lingerie/outfit and his wavy black wig with hair down to "there" and headed out to...

and headed out to...his Mercedes. It was a warm, sensual night. With the top down and wind blowing through his hair, he sped off to meet....

He sped off to meet Salina. His hands trembled and his mouth watered at the very thought of her. After all, she was the best...

tax consultant he had ever met. Damn. This girl was smart and had an awesome body to boot. But then he had to think about his wife at home - Renee - I mean, Renee was gorgeous as well but her body was starting to...

mo. you are a goober. just sayin! loveya. nan

But her body was starting to look like the skin of a rotten potato. Shriveled and wrinkled. He was ashamed he felt this way, but he couldn't help thinking that he looked better in her clothes than she did. Perhaps his shrink was right, and this was the real reason he enjoyed the way a 6 inch heel felt on his foot. The way it changed him from the inside out. He loved every aspect of wearing women's clothes, and he knew Renee was secretly turned on every time he came into her office. He was trembling even more now, breaking into a sweat. After all, she wasn't only the best tax consultant, but she could make the best damn.....

OK. KIMMYGRIMMY This made me Laugh out loud. (and i needed that....) LOVE YA MUCH. nan