How big of an @ss are YOU?!?!

George Carlin: "New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the @ss. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry,light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge @ss. " OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a big ol' @ss!!! My Starbucks order: Iced, Venti, 5 shot, Americano, Sugar Free Vanilla, No water, with room, 1/2" non-fat milk with 4 splendas!!!!!!!!! Strong? Hell Yeah!!!!!!!!! Dang that sounds good....guess where I'm going in a few!!!! What's YOUR order............................

I gotta go to Starbucks with you in Vegas. It will be worth it just to watch you do that coffee speak thingy. Then when you're done I'll just say "make that 2"

Are you sure? It'll grow hair on yer balls....that one! My hubby makes that "I just ate something sour" and shakes his head when he has a sip of mine! C

Morning- My summer order is Iced decaf Grande non-fat latte no foam with an extra shot. Yours sounds pretty good- though-- I'll make it a decaf and try it out!

Andrea!!! Oh my goodness... I love your new pic.. You look so pretty and tiny!! What a difference.. I am speechless! Shannan

Thanks Shannan- It keeps getting warped when I upload it-- Evidently I am not a cropping guru and am incapable of cropping a picture into a square! . We are all gods and goddesses now!

Does that mean you are wearing your socks!! C Go ahead and smack that smirk off my face!

Boo hisss. I don't NEED to wear the socks! I know I am a goddess.

You're right!! You don't have to try to convince others anymore, ya know, by announcing it with your socks! You can throw them away now............it goes without saying. (That was a compliment missy) C If I would have known how much mileage I was gonna get outta those socks, I wouldn't have made fun of you when you bought them. Who am I kidding....like hell I wouldn't! They are legends in their own right.

You know I LOVE those socks! They rock. I am wearing them in Vegas damn you. You just wish you had bought a pair! Andrea