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Come out, come out where ever you are!!!!!!!!! Bueller.........Bueller............................................Bueller!!!!!!! I'm bored to tears. Come tell me a funny story or a joke or SOMETHING to make this day go by quicker. I'll go first! I pulled an "Ashley" this weekend! You might remember that a few days ago I told you about the inside-out shirt incident.......well, I had to top myself! I had another t.v. appearance this weekend (2 actually). They mic'd me up. I did the first one....no problems. Then I think........I gotta go potty! So there I am in the ladies room, humming a dirty song and peeing. I look down just as I'm done...........oh crap!! I still have my mic on! I walk out thinking, "OMG....I hope nobody heard that!" There's the producer grinning at me and singing the same little song! BUSTED! THEN......I'm standing there with the NEWS guy, waiting to go on & making silly faces at my PR lady when she whispers....."STOP....you're on camera!!!" I look up and whatya know...there I am on screen! So.........I've decided that I need a handler to save me from myself! Thank GOD I'm goofy or I'd just be annoying! HA!! I'm interviewing for the position....interested? You must work weekend for very low pay! Who's next!!!!! YOU!! Come entertain me! I did MY part...now it's your turn C

I will play... Okay, now this is the joke that got me a first date with my husband 9 years ago.. Now mind you I was this very young (19 years old) girl, very sweet and innocent looking. So this is how it went: Shannan: Do you want to hear a joke Andy: Sure Shannan: What is the 'Bird of sight'? Andy: I don't know the Eagle? Shannan: Correct,what is the 'Bird of Freedom'? Andy: That one I don't know Shannan: okay, the Bird of Freedom is the Dove..Now please tell me you know the 'Bird of Love' Andy: That one i know.. it is the Parakeet Shannan: Correct, now can you tell me what the 'Bird of TRUE Love' is? Andy..He is stumped for a while so I finally tell him Shannan. The Swallow!! LOL... Bad, bad, bad... but it worked and we have now been married 3 1/2 years and to this day he credits it to that joke i told him 9 years ago....

Shannan, Cute.......and dirty! I like! Hey girl....my son's name is Andy. Strange. Do you have any Dan's (my hubby) in the family. If you do...that would be the Hat-trick! Channan

That is bizarre... No Dan's yet but we do plan to name our first born son Daniel... so does that qualify as a Hat-trick??!!

Yes! That would be weird!

You are making this stuff up-- No one can fudge something up 3 times in a row with embarrassingly, but funny tales! Come, on your kdding right?

RUDE!!! No, I'm not making this up. I have witnesses! Geez...thanks for the confidence. I told you, I need a handler! Not three times in a row...twice! Where did you get the third time? Now YOU'RE making stuff up! C

What about the inside out T-shirt a few days back? Not rude just

OK, I'm sitting here at work bored to death myself. I've been waiting for 3 1/2 hours to do something, ANYTHING but right now I'm just "on call". I've already cleaned up my work area and convinced my boss to let me throw away some 12 year old inspection reports but now I have to amuse myself until something breaks loose here. C, you have your own PR lady? Around here PR stands for "pre rolled". Just part of your "Malibu....Superstar" entourage I suppose. You are too funny! BTW, where's that TV link? Hmmmmmm??? Guess I'll just have to write a poem....... I'm sitting at work and I'm bored Waiting to check parts for Ford So I'm wasting my time By writing this rhyme I guess patience will be my reward The parts should be here but they're not I can't check what I haven't got Tho I get paid by the hour I'm starting to sour I wish they would get off the pot I might have to sit here all night And stay 'til the dawns early light Good thing I got the net I could lose my mind yet And that situation would bite So I'll sit here and wait and wait Oh what a dispicable fate I'll find something to clean Make my check machine gleam Hope them parts come before it's too late With my luck they'll arrive just before I'm about to walk out the side door Then I'll have to stick round 'Cause there's one thing I've found If I don't then my boss will be sore Now I tried in my own little style To relieve your boredom for a while Tho it's not really funny Just a little bit punny I hope that this rhyme made you smile NEXT! Tim

Yea!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now do one about my butt! JK! I can't find a link on thier page. Here, I'll give you their web site, maybe you can find it in your down time. I hope you do! I'd like to see it. My mom tivo'd it, but I haven't been over there to see it and I don't really want to watch it with her and her scrutinizing eye. Channel 12 (6-24-06) Saturday morning news (8-10) w/ Joe Dana Topics: Wedding florals and Sprucing up your home for summer Here is their web address: http://www.azcentral.com/12news/