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hi julyers! here is a survey for you guys....i kept it clean as i could....as this is NOT the sex board ;) 1) when you were contemplating WLS was there a certain person or a group of people that you were excited about losing the weight and then showing off to? 2) is there anyplace or any group of people that you did not go to when you were at your heaviest? have you been there seen these people since WLS? 3) if you were to name the person you've had sex with who was the biggest surprise (for better or for worse) who would it be? why? 4) would you rather have a great lover who you are unattracted to....or the hottest, bestlooking lover ever who is not great at sex but you are exremely attracted to? 5) when and where did you first move out of your parents house? have you ever moved BACK in when the parents? 6) if you had to smell one food everytime you had sex, for the rest of your life, what would it be? 7) what is under your bed? 8) are you usually the heartbreaker or the heartbroken? 9) if you had to pick the 2 celebrities that you would least like to watch having sex who would they be? 10) if you were to have any author write a novel about your love life, who would you have do it? 11) what is your favorite part of your partner's body? 12) what is the sexiest part of your body? 13) if you are going out ...what kind of clothes do you prefer your partner to wear? enjoy! brandy

1) i couldn't wait to lose weight so i could "show off" to my husbands friends...and my friends from highschool. 2) before i had wls i was so embarrassed by how big i had gotten i hated being around and i tried to avoid my friends from highschool that i hadn't seen in years. now,that i have lost weight, i party with them every few months...i feel like the old brandy again. 3) i think the biggest surpise was this guy in highschool that i had liked but never would get together with because he was my friends boyfriend and my boyfriends best friend....we finally hooked up and it was LAME! he was too quick and not of substantial size....but i was so hot for him and then nothing. shame. 4) i have had both....i would probably dump them both and hold out for the guy who's got it all! hah 5) haven't lived with my mom since i was 16...never moved back in. i lived with a friends for the rest of highschool and through beauty school. 6) if i had to smell one food everytime i had sex it would be buttercream frosting. mmmmmmmmmmmm....now if only sex TASTED like buttercream frosting. haha. 7) under my bed....dog hair and bondage straps 8) i am usually the heartbreaker. 9) i can't think of 2 celebrities that i wouldn't want to watch having sex.....I LOVE TO WATCH!!! 10) anne rice would definately have to write about my love life....she would make all my characters so beautiful and they would all be vampires amd we would live in new orleans...life would be good. 11) oooh what is my favorite part of my partner's body....hmmm everything? he has great calves. great legs really. perfect sized penis, good butt, good arms. great lips, i like his tallness, maybe it would be better to list the couple of things i don't like....i don't like his toenails. and i don't like his biceps...but they are not bad enough to gross me out. just those are my 2 least favorite things. 12) the sexiest part of my body? probably my eyes, face and neck and hair... my eyes are sexy i think. hopefully after some plastic surgery it will be my boobies! lol 13) when going out i like when ryan wears dickies pants with his 3 hole doc's or converse and a button down rockabilly type shirt and when he does his hair all spikey mmmmmmm. i HATE when he wears shirts with trucks or truck parts or truck tools on them. and i don't like baseball hats all the time. brandy

You're right...for YOU....this IS clean! Buttercream frosting, huh? I just bought this stuff called "Erotic Butter". It's body looooooovvvvveeeeeee cream. wink, wink. It's butter rum flavor. It smells just like butterceam frosting, I swear! Here's the link: (warning people!!! This site sells adult stuff. Don't open it up unless you want to see that kind of stuff.) www.pipedreamproducts.com I bought it at Fascinations You're husband's a hottie. He's got that Jesse James meets the singer of Smashmouth look! Very cute!! Thanks for the questions........it was fun! Malibu

hmmm a trip to fascinations might be in order! yes, my boy is hot stuff. jesse james meets smashmouth singer...i will run that by him he will probably roll his eyes. he gets alot of fred durst like comparisons...which is fine by me because i think fred is HOT...hate his music but i'd still do him. hah. glad you liked the questions....i'll think of more later. brandy

Ok, I'll answer what I can but some of them I just can't 1) when you were contemplating WLS was there a certain person or a group of people that you were excited about losing the weight and then showing off to? Not really, my real only reason for having WLS was to avoid dieing and needing 10 pallbearers 2) is there anyplace or any group of people that you did not go to when you were at your heaviest? have you been there seen these people since WLS? I've never been to any of my high school reunions because of the emerassment of my weight. The next one isn't for another 3 years but maybe I'll go. 3) if you were to name the person you've had sex with who was the biggest surprise (for better or for worse) who would it be? why? A few years ago I hooked up with one of my sisters friends whom I had such a crush on growing up. lets just say the fantasy was better than the reality. 4) would you rather have a great lover who you are unattracted to....or the hottest, bestlooking lover ever who is not great at sex but you are exremely attracted to? Attraction is a must. But if the sex isn't there too the attraction fades real quick. Love trumps both tho. 5) when and where did you first move out of your parents house? have you ever moved BACK in when the parents? I was 20 when I first moved out of my parents house. Moved back in 2 1/2 years later to get rid of some deadbeat roomates. My parents moved out 2 years after that and I bought the house from them. (it came with a dog and my 2 younger siblings) 6) if you had to smell one food everytime you had sex, for the rest of your life, what would it be? Easy one, fresh baked cinnaman rolls! Can't eat em but love the smell! MMMMMMMMMMMMM 7) what is under your bed? Nothing, just finished remodeling my bedroom a few months ago and haven't had time to clutter it up yet. Keep the handcuffs in the nightstand. 8) are you usually the heartbreaker or the heartbroken? I've been both, didn't like being either. 9) if you had to pick the 2 celebrities that you would least like to watch having sex who would they be? Rosie O'Donnel and Hillary Clinton. Cant stand either one! 10) if you were to have any author write a novel about your love life, who would you have do it? I'd have Malibu write it, that way I'd know it would be better than the reality of it. 11) what is your favorite part of your partner's body? No partner at this time 12) what is the sexiest part of your body? My butt aint half bad now 13) if you are going out ...what kind of clothes do you prefer your partner to wear? Definately something sexy. I love cleavage and want all the guys to be jealous that she's mine! thanks Brandy Tim

I SWEAR I did not read your post before posting mine!!! TOO funny! I'll write for you and you write for me! Rosie and Hillary!!!!!!!!!!! OMG...I actually peed just a little bit from laughing so hard! Tim....you are toooo damn funny!!!!!!!!!! What a coincidence......I MAKE homemade cinnamon rolls. Wanna come over? Malibu

Nice questions girl!!!!!! Can't wait to answer them, but I'll have to think about some of them for a bit. 1) when you were contemplating WLS was there a certain person or a group of people that you were excited about losing the weight and then showing off to? Yep! My extented family. I had a cousin who was always the fattest person in the family and about 9 months before my surgery she made the comment...."It's nice not to be the fattest person in the family anymore. She still was, she just didn't know it. She would hardly talk to me on Thanksgiving because I had lost 70 lbs at that point and was already much, much smaller than her. TAKE THAT TRACEY!!!!!!!! Bitter? Who...me?!?! 2) is there anyplace or any group of people that you did not go to when you were at your heaviest? have you been there seen these people since WLS? Um....well I skippes my ten year High School reunion. I have recently seeked some of these people out to re-connect. 3) if you were to name the person you've had sex with who was the biggest surprise (for better or for worse) who would it be? why? #3....had the tools, but didn't know how to use them. (names are with held to protect the innocent....me!) 4) would you rather have a great lover who you are unattracted to....or the hottest, bestlooking lover ever who is not great at sex but you are exremely attracted to? The former. Beauty is a light switch away. it's hard to be attracted to someone after having a bad experience in bed. 5) when and where did you first move out of your parents house? have you ever moved BACK in when the parents? OMG!!!!!!!!! When I got married. I know, I know!!! Yes we moved back into my parents house because our last house sold in 5 days and we thought it would take months. We were in the middle of building our current home which wasn't finished yet. It was very much a strain on them and us. It took about 18 months before our relationship got back to normal. My advice.....avoid this if at all possible. 6) if you had to smell one food everytime you had sex, for the rest of your life, what would it be? I'm not sure, but I can tell you that I see bright colors in moving goemetric shapes at the moment of...........!!!!!!!!!! (trying to keep it clean here) 7) what is under your bed? Christmas Wrapping paper 8) are you usually the heartbreaker or the heartbroken? I usually got mistreated and then did the breaking up. So....both I guess. Actually, the only time I was ever dumped was my very first boyfriend in the 8th grade. 9) if you had to pick the 2 celebrities that you would least like to watch having sex who would they be? Michael Moore and Joan Rivers......eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!! 10) if you were to have any author write a novel about your love life, who would you have do it? TIM!!! Of course! It would be sexy AND funny! 11) what is your favorite part of your partner's body? His butt! It's like two mellons! 12) what is the sexiest part of your body? I have NO idea. 13) if you are going out ...what kind of clothes do you prefer your partner to wear? Something classic. I always pick out my husbands clothes when we go out. And it's usually a pressed Polo and his Calvin Klein Jeans. We look like the classic "yuppie" couple together. Hmm....loved these questions Brandy! Thanks! No I'll go back and read yours and Tims! Malibu

sexy, funny AND it would rhyme!

1.) when you were contemplating WLS was there a certain person or a group of people that you were excited about losing the weight and then showing off to? NO 2) is there anyplace or any group of people that you did not go to when you were at your heaviest? have you been there seen these people since WLS? NO 3) if you were to name the person you've had sex with who was the biggest surprise (for better or for worse) who would it be? why? MY KID IS SITTING HERE NEXT TO ME. I AM NOT GONNA ANSWER THAT QUESTION RIGHT NOW. BUT ASK ME IN LAS VEGAS.... 4) would you rather have a great lover who you are unattracted to....or the hottest, bestlooking lover ever who is not great at sex but you are exremely attracted to? I WOULD RATHER HAVE LOVE. 5) when and where did you first move out of your parents house? have you ever moved BACK in when the parents? MOVED OUT WHEN I WAS 17 AND NEVER MOVED BACK! 6) if you had to smll one food everytime you had sex, for the rest of your life, what would it be? CINNAMON ROLLS. 7) what is under your bed? NOTHING. I CLEANED IT OUT. 8) are you usually the heartbreaker or the heartbroken? I HAVE BEEN BOTH. I DON'T LIKE EITHER. 9) if you had to pick the 2 celebrities that you would least like to watch having sex who would they be? ROSEANNE BARR AND ER REAL HUSBAND 10) if you were to have any author write a novel about your love life, who would you have do it? STEPHEN KING 11) what is your favorite part of your partner's body? HIS PRETTY EYES 12) what is the sexiest part of your body? MY LEGS, DEFINITELY. 13) if you are going out ...what kind of clothes do you prefer your partner to wear? A SUIT. I LOVE THAT.

Brandy- I love your version of "clean!" 1) when you were contemplating WLS was there a certain person or a group of people that you were excited about losing the weight and then showing off to? Nope. Just didn't want to die before my time. 2) is there anyplace or any group of people that you did not go to when you were at your heaviest? have you been there seen these people since WLS? My HS and college reunions. I am thinking about attending the next round though. 3) if you were to name the person you've had sex with who was the biggest surprise (for better or for worse) who would it be? why? First one-- didn't hurtthat much; wasn't as bad as everyone said it would be. Alcohol: the ultimate lubricant! 4) would you rather have a great lover who you are unattracted to....or the hottest, bestlooking lover ever who is not great at sex but you are exremely attracted to? The former, but would be prefer just an average guy who I was in Love (or deep like) with. 5) when and where did you first move out of your parents house? have you ever moved BACK in when the parents? Left when I was 18 for college, Came back for summers through college. Lived at home for 1.5 yrs after I go home from Japan (I was 25) NOT RECOMMENDED! 6) if you had to smell one food everytime you had sex, for the rest of your life, what would it be? Honestly no clue-- maybe chocolate chip cookies? 7) what is under your bed? Dog hair. Also, given a that I live in a NY 1 bedroom; my computer scanner, and a few of those vinyl clothes bags filled with linens. 8) are you usually the heartbreaker or the heartbroken? Both. Neither is a great position to be in. 9) if you had to pick the 2 celebrities that you would least like to watch having sex who would they be? Goodness woman-- where do you get these? I have no idea on that one. 10) if you were to have any author write a novel about your love life, who would you have do it? David Sedaris-- It would be funny, And we all take our love life too seriously anyway. 11) what is your favorite part of your partner's body? 12) what is the sexiest part of your body? Dem collarbones-- They're back and they're BAD! 13) if you are going out ...what kind of clothes do you prefer your partner to wear? Depends-- I love a guy that can wear faded jeans and a T shirt well; but I love the suit as well.