Goodgoshdang!!!!!!!!

I totally stole that saying from Nannygoat! I love it! Anywho.......Any tanning salon-ers out there? I am stone white! I'm a red-head.........what else would you expect? Anyway...I've been the last two days. 6 minutes yesterday 8 minutes today I'm ALREADY burned! How sad is that? AAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDD........there's a line down the spine of my back. I guess my gross skin is just folding over on itself! EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!! How do you cover your nippies? Coins, sunblock? How? How? How? My nippies hurt! OUCH!!!!! Okay NO private emails asking to "help" with this issue. C

SEEING THAT I HAVE A year ROUND TAN, I CAN'T HELP YOU, HUNNY... NYAH NYAH NYAH NA NAH NAH

I totally deserved that huh? Did you get me e-mail? Love you Nannygoat!

Yes i did and figured out how to open the pics. hmmm. pretty pretty.

Channan ~ I've been tanning for a few weeks now. I also started at 6 minutes and burned - mostly in my stretch mark craters - how's that for an eeeeewwwww! Today I did 14 minutes. The hubby started with me yesterday and only did 8 - he burned a bit but will go back tomorrow. As for covering things, I don't cover anything, nuttin' at all....I tan au naturale....I use a tan accelerator lotion but no sunblock....be sure to flip halfway through....and if there are no bulbs on the sides, lay on your side for a few minutes each time or every other time. I love the feeling just after I've tanned....so relaxed....like I've been lying on the beach. Good luck, Maria 272/155/152 p.s. as for the hubby, he has a little covering to hold his "stuff" in....it has a little drawstring to adjust for different size men....

Never did the tanning salon thing. Another true son of Eire here, I just don't tan. At best I get a ruddy tint but usually just burn, peel and re-assume my lighter shade of pale. I got burned pretty good a couple weeks ago but have already peeled. Always been afraid of skin cancer too as I have a family history of it. Wish they had a pill for tanning. My luck I'd turn orange tho. Good luck C. But be careful Tim

I'm with you-- Not worth the cancer risk. I opt for transclucence. In another era, we'd be considered the elite.

She walks in pale beauty As a pearl in the moonlight Her translucence for all to see A rare gem indeed

Three words Malibu: "Spray on Tan"