Body thoughts

Weird things are going on in this skin. Ok so my body is changing. It appears that almost everything is getting smaller. Almost I say because apparently my head is getting bigger. I have bruises on three different spots on it from hitting it three different times. It is really pretty funny. I thought I knew how big my head was. I thought I knew how to avoid banging it into things. But, as I rub my forehead and wonder where this bruise came from, I realize that I am probably the first one to complain that WLS caused an over sized hear. My other complaint is about the other end. This one I have heard people talk a lot about. My rear hurts. Apparently I have lost enough padding to sit comfortably for a long time. I need a soft toilet seat. Not that I am sitting in there all that long. But, that is where it first became apparent. And, it really surprised me because I still have a sizable rear. Now I know why those boney girls always stand around. They can't sit on those tiny little bums. Ok and this is for the girls in the group. Guys, you probably want to move on. I noticed that I have lost some breast size. DH's blood pressure goes up as my breast size goes down. He is a boobman. This is normal enough. Except, they are losing at different times. One of them will get smaller then the other. They have finally evened out for now. Tell me. How can I get four kids to do what I want when I can't even get my own body parts under control? ~~HAT~~

I had breast reduction surgery many years ago. What little I had is dwindling away, I notice it too. How odd to have that happen after years of worrying about too large breasts, now I'm worrying if I'll have any left at all after all of this HAHA. No implants for me though, I'll take whatever is left at the end of my weight loss! Now as for the butt, well I'm losing in my tummy HUGE (YEAH!) but my butt? I notice the painful sitting thing, it does hurt now! But I'm not noticing a real change in my umm ... rump itself. How discouraging since I have a big "hoop" as it is fondly called by some haha. If you figure out how to get the kids under control, please email with detailed instructions HAHA Melissa

Hey Hat....thanks for the laugh!! I really needed it today!! I know my body is getting smaller, but I haven't noticed any of those things yet - jeesh, so much to look forward to!! Hugs, Nancy