Don't you just love him??
I have to tell you a funny story. My husband and kids took a week to go to Myrtle Beach while I had to travel for my work. He came home and brought me a sleep shirt, which I looked at and remarked "well hopefully that will fit me soon!" I was not snotty about it at all; I was serious.
Now here is the funny part. With a straight face, he said "But it said ONE SIZE FITS ALL".
How long has it been since you have been able to fit into a ONE SIZE FITS ALL???
You got to love him. He really believed that was going to fit me. My size 26 old-self is now into a 22, but I'm still a way from ONE SIZE FITS ALL.
The old saying "Love is Blind" or the aging-and-failing-eye-site applies here!