Ya'll won't believe this......

got to get up and go use the ladies room then......LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

Dont forget the tips on the way out

LOL.... well make sure you let us all know where to buy tickets to your show!!! I'll never forget that episode of Saturday Night Live with Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze!!! Have you seen it?

It was hilarious...before this surgery I thought I would be the perfect guy to play Farley in a tv movie lol. In college I did stand up and one of the best laughs I'd get was doing Farley impressions.

I could TOTALLY see that.... LOL.... you're a trip!!! Too bad we won't know what he would have looked like thin so we could see how you would compare at that point! Or I guess eventually you'll have to do the impression of Patrick Swayze in the chippendales sketch rather than Farley....LOL!!!!!!!!

Your wish is my command.... actually thanks for the compliments