saggy, floppy, droopy

The seven ugly dwarfs of WLS... Saggy, Floppy, Droopy, Smooshy, Wrinkly, Pendulous and Fleshy. I was having a great day. I was feeling great, sexy, sassy and thin! But then i sat and watched slide show of a VERy recent birthday party. I was in a denim straight jumper dress. It fit great and was not tight at all aroudn the mid section. But when i say the pictures... much to my horror you could so totally see my droopy, saggy gross belly apron roll. I was appauled! I am so emabarrased it washed away any good feeling i had form today. Man i guess i have to ask better questions or pay better attention to the side view of clothes. I JUST CAN"T WAIT TO AFFORD SURGERY!!!