Seriously I think I'm having hallucinations lol.

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on 5/2/08 2:26 pm - WV
I have been on a liquid diet since last Tuesday. . . I've done really well with it. I haven't felt hungry and I've managed to keep myself either full of water or full of broth. However, today came around. I don't know if its in my MIND or if I'm truly hallucinating, but my keys on my keyboard seriously resemble Oreos! Black and white.. .. .. drools. I'll get electricuted from my own drool. Seriously my gut is so hungry its like that burger king commerical .. yeah another thing I've discovered is.. those food commericals are food porn. They make these to put subliminal messages and ppl like us who are TRYING to help ourselves those evil ppl aren't helping!! I keep calculating how much I have in my bank account for x amount of food!! THIS IS INSANE!! I'm on the VERGE of insanity!! My check book has never been more balanced!! My house is super spotless bc everytime I feel that urge I get up and move lol. . . . and now I"m starting to see food in everything I OWN!! OMG please tell me I'm having a limited partial mental breakdown lol. . . . THEN today I went outside after my 2 second protein breakfast and sat down in my porch swing only to wake up with my legs burning fire and to notice I have red from my short line to my sock line. SO NOW i look like I'm wearing Red tights LOL. . . . Y'all seriously I'm losing it.. .. .. the rocks upstairs not the junk in the trunk (that will be later LOL) Now that your all laughing your bumholey-o's off at me you too are starting to visulize your keyboard a sweet round oreo lol. lol lol lol. Now that I've spewed insanity out onto the surgery board I'm going now to down another glass of room temperature water. . . .
Jane H.
on 5/2/08 8:46 pm - WA
How entertaining. Fortunately, I had no hallucinations. I actually had to deal with the real thing. My loving husband made me suffer through steaks and my own home-made pizza. Both of which I was responsible for cooking. A word of warning, watch the drool!
(deactivated member)
on 5/3/08 5:30 am - WV
Yeah I had to bake a cake today for my WLS BBQ in which I can't eat at. I went to bed last night after that episode lol. I'm feeling much better today. I think all of this is mental lol not due to physical hunger.. .. it makes u feel as if your a lunatic tho lol.
dolfinluvr77
on 5/3/08 8:21 am - Moorhead, MN
Mmmmmmmmm, OREOS!!! Yea, I hear ya' sista. I've been on this diet since Tuesday as well, surgery is 5/6. I've rediscovered my love for carrot stix and SF pudding that's for sure. Getting used to finding other things to do with myself instead of eat, but the brain hunger is KILLIN' me. I think about food ALL the time. I've resisted all temptations as well, til today too. Our 9th wedding anniversary is the day I come home from the hospital and we desperately want to go out tonight and celebrate. But for me "celebrating" means eating. WE CAN DO IT!!!!!
(deactivated member)
on 5/3/08 2:57 pm - WV
I know oreos are the bomb dude! Yes we can!!!!! It sucks that you can't go eat, but maybe you can find something else to munch on that fits into clear liquids My g/friends had a huge bbq for me today in honor of my new life and it was so funny my g/friend made me chicken soup but she put everything in the broth and then just dipped it out of my soup so it still honestly tasted like everything was in it! I did however eat some celery but I think of that as not really fallin off the wagon. Anyway I made it through a bbq unscathed so if I can make it through that and you can make it through your anniversary then dude we are fully prepared to take on this next battle! I'm here for ya girl ... in the words of water boy.. "YOU CAN DO IT!!!" Lots of love,
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